pritam:

hi ! divya im pritesh tripathi frm varanasi. i wana fndshp vd u. sachi bolu to ur also brahmin nd frm varanasi.smaj rahi ho kya long time relationship banana chata hun.i do’nt no wt will b ur reaction but i m proposing u ………………………….will u b my life partner

This is the description for the “Orkut Hall of Fame” community. Funnily, the community has only one member including the founder as of the time of this post.

This is for the Orkut Kings, Queens, Prince & Princesses. This is through nominations only. If you know any Orkutian who has achieved one or more of the following, nominate that person through the “Nominations” forum:

Criteria 1 =========== – More than 500 friends

- Atleast 10% fans out of 500 friends

Criteria 2 =========== – Owns atleast one community with 3000 or more members. Community guidelines should match Orkut’s terms and conditions. Crieria 3 ========== – Atleast 10% of friends have written great testimonials

Criteria 4 =========== – Has positively impacted life of others. At the end of the year, you will choose the Orkut King and Queen. Special prizes to be won for this.

This was seen on a community titled “I hate Narayan Murthy”

Disclaimer: As always, the content is posted as seen, except that I have chosen to blank out certain offensive words, as this is a family-oriented blog.

REAL FACT HI EVERYONE.. HE ALWAYS ASK EXTREMELY GOOD RESULTS RIGHT FROM LKG,UKG TILL FINAL YEAR DEGREE WHICH EVERYBODY CANT GET..I CAN GET MAY BE U CAN ALSO GET GOOD MARKS BUT WHAT ABT OTHERS WHO CANT GET..?? IF HE IS REALLY GOOD PERSON THEN HE SHOULD TRAIN EVEN THOSE PEOPLE AND BRING THEM UP..HE IS ALSO A MEMBER OF NSE(NATIONAL STOCK EXCHANGE) SO ONLY HIS COMPANY SHARES ARE ALWAYS MOVING LIKE ROCKET EVEN TODAY FROM THE TIME OF LISTING,,THERE ARE MANY COMPANIES IN SOFTWARE IN INDIA BUT THEY WONT MOVE LIKE THAT BCOZ THEY R NOT LIKE THAT THIS F*****..HE ALWAYS HIRES PEOPLE WITH GOOD KNOWLEDGE AND USES THEM TO THE CORE LATER SENDS THEM OUT OF COMPANY,,..SO TAKING ALL THESE FACTS INTO CONSIDERATION I HATE NRN TO THE CORE..I EQUALLY LOVE THE PERSON WHO CREATED THIS COMMUNITY,,HATS OFF TO HIM..

Seen on the Pakistan Community

PROOF THAT WIKIPEDIA IS AN BAIST INDINA SOURCE
Check this out before the Injuns delete it. they update the propaganda daily, so they might delete the link too.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Pakistan

check on the right side of the page.

Seen on the “thamizha thamizha” community.

Dinosaur spoke Tamil Lang

Guys…

I came across some info stating that Dinosaurs of Mesozoic age should have spoken Tamil… No wonder it is called the language of GODS (the information claimed that Sanskrit is not even the lang of GODs)…

And another info is that Kamba Ramayanam should have occured before Valmiki Ramayanam…

Tholkaapiya Illakanam (the third version of Tamil Grammar) which we use today is 5000 yrs old (well… not exactly used)… imagine the period of first two versions…

I lost the web site from where I got these info… anybody with such info pls forward it here for others…

Seen on a scrapbook.

hi, u seem to have lots of friends.so u would make a good friend.i would be happy to be ur friend.

Seen on the India Community.

A few lines on PLAN We r gonna ban cow slaughter in India and India is gonna b a HINDU state by the constitution. Cow slaughter shall b punishable by death on the guillotine.
Bharat has to b made a superpower before moving on the lines of establishing an EMPIRE of HINDUISM. For the economy of the country the solution is weapons industry and we have to b global players and for that to happen private investments have to b allowed under Government supervision. We need a few pioneers like Dhirubhai for the weapons industry to take off and then we can earn the booty from the whopping international arms trade.
All this money has to b used in getting the country battle ready. We have to develop superior NUKES that r easily deployable, very accurate and cud destroy strategic as well as big targets like an entire state or country perhaps.
Once we r battle ready, Pakistan has to b done with alongwith Bangladesh in one single Blitzkrieg maneuver, the type HITLER put across France in WW 2. The war flag shall be KAPI-DHWAJ, the flag that gave Arjun and Pandavas victory in Mahabharat.
This will lead to a huge war where all Arabs will get together against India and we shall ravage them for 4 years before nuking them to Kingdom come from Iraq till Morocco on the far side of North Africa.
Iran and Afghanistan shall b occupied by Infantry and Armoured Units with all ULEMA put to the sword. Once the clergy is wiped out in both these states, I personally know so many people in both countries wanting to get back even now to Vedic Culture and Faith of HINDUs.
The Indo-Iranians shall all b preserved but with lot of action and brutal suppression of the Islamists but the ARABS shall b destroyed forever.
The SHIV LINGAM in KAABA will b brought back to Bharat and Shuddhi shall b done with GANGAJAL (21000 gallons) and milk of 21000 cows.

Seen on the Bangalore community. The post was subsequently deleted.

Please help me not to lose my would be wife 9/5/2006 11:56 AM
Hi friends,
I and this gal, were in love till a few weeks back. I used to go and meet her daily till August 26th when she was about to leave for UK. I was supposed go to the airport to see her off on 26th morning 6:00 am. I did not sleep the whole night just becase I wanted to meet her in the morning. But stupidly at 5:00 am in the morning, I was so sleepy that I thought I’d take a nap for an hour. But as always happens, I woke up at 7:10 am when her flight had left. I know I’m stupid and I should not have missed meeting her on the airport. I’ve been sending her apologizing mails since 27th August but she is not calming down. I’ve told her, I’ll do anything for her in order to repent the henious crime that I’ve committed but she says, “Forget it”.
Now if you want to help me, please write a SCRAP to ******** saying, “Please forgive %^%^. He’s really regretting what he did”.
I would appreciate this help from you. Please tell all you friends to do that. I don’t want to lose her. I’m in love with her.

Seen on Atheist vs Theist

generaly depends upon contradiction in the definitions of God. e.g God’s omnipotnce and Man’s free will. 1-Self contradictory dont means a thing dont exists. e.g a)virus is a non-living as well as living being. which is seriousely self contradicytory but that dont mean there dont exists anything like virus b)Light exhibits dual nature, acts both as partical and wave. c)Light encounteres any body with same speed no matter with what speed thebody is moving. even a car(hypothetical) moving with speed of light can illuminate its road. which is self contradictory. 2)even than most of time God’s qualities are not self contradictory. a)Omnipotence of God and man’s free will. God is omnipotence with his powers. he can do whatever he like. this is God’s Omnipotence. God dont use this power in certian matter, that is free will of Human. i dont find any contradiction in it.