The PLAN

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A few lines on PLAN We r gonna ban cow slaughter in India and India is gonna b a HINDU state by the constitution. Cow slaughter shall b punishable by death on the guillotine.
Bharat has to b made a superpower before moving on the lines of establishing an EMPIRE of HINDUISM. For the economy of the country the solution is weapons industry and we have to b global players and for that to happen private investments have to b allowed under Government supervision. We need a few pioneers like Dhirubhai for the weapons industry to take off and then we can earn the booty from the whopping international arms trade.
All this money has to b used in getting the country battle ready. We have to develop superior NUKES that r easily deployable, very accurate and cud destroy strategic as well as big targets like an entire state or country perhaps.
Once we r battle ready, Pakistan has to b done with alongwith Bangladesh in one single Blitzkrieg maneuver, the type HITLER put across France in WW 2. The war flag shall be KAPI-DHWAJ, the flag that gave Arjun and Pandavas victory in Mahabharat.
This will lead to a huge war where all Arabs will get together against India and we shall ravage them for 4 years before nuking them to Kingdom come from Iraq till Morocco on the far side of North Africa.
Iran and Afghanistan shall b occupied by Infantry and Armoured Units with all ULEMA put to the sword. Once the clergy is wiped out in both these states, I personally know so many people in both countries wanting to get back even now to Vedic Culture and Faith of HINDUs.
The Indo-Iranians shall all b preserved but with lot of action and brutal suppression of the Islamists but the ARABS shall b destroyed forever.
The SHIV LINGAM in KAABA will b brought back to Bharat and Shuddhi shall b done with GANGAJAL (21000 gallons) and milk of 21000 cows.

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Please help me not to lose my would be wife 9/5/2006 11:56 AM
Hi friends,
I and this gal, were in love till a few weeks back. I used to go and meet her daily till August 26th when she was about to leave for UK. I was supposed go to the airport to see her off on 26th morning 6:00 am. I did not sleep the whole night just becase I wanted to meet her in the morning. But stupidly at 5:00 am in the morning, I was so sleepy that I thought I’d take a nap for an hour. But as always happens, I woke up at 7:10 am when her flight had left. I know I’m stupid and I should not have missed meeting her on the airport. I’ve been sending her apologizing mails since 27th August but she is not calming down. I’ve told her, I’ll do anything for her in order to repent the henious crime that I’ve committed but she says, “Forget it”.
Now if you want to help me, please write a SCRAP to ******** saying, “Please forgive %^%^. He’s really regretting what he did”.
I would appreciate this help from you. Please tell all you friends to do that. I don’t want to lose her. I’m in love with her.