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Mesozoic Tamil

Posted by Flambé on September 7, 2006

Seen on the “thamizha thamizha” community.

Dinosaur spoke Tamil Lang

Guys…

I came across some info stating that Dinosaurs of Mesozoic age should have spoken Tamil… No wonder it is called the language of GODS (the information claimed that Sanskrit is not even the lang of GODs)…

And another info is that Kamba Ramayanam should have occured before Valmiki Ramayanam…

Tholkaapiya Illakanam (the third version of Tamil Grammar) which we use today is 5000 yrs old (well… not exactly used)… imagine the period of first two versions…

I lost the web site from where I got these info… anybody with such info pls forward it here for others…

30 Responses to “Mesozoic Tamil”

  1. Jyothika said

    dinosaurs speaking tamil!!!!

    rotfl!!!!!!!!!! where da hell do you get this? but good work, maga!

  2. Srinidhi said

    haha!!! Seems like I am missing great fun because of my resolve of not participating in any comm disscussion. On second thoughts comms are already suffering enough :)
    Dinos speaking tamil – hence the extinction??
    This one line would have created an arson in chennai.. missed my chance …

  3. Vikas said

    aaaarrgh! I’m hanging myself!!

  4. Flambé said

    Jyo, I have my sources :D

    Nidhi, the time is ripe yet. Go for it!

  5. vatsa said

    Tried opening the link for this dino, but its kinda forbidden. Sadly… But if u guys can open, send it 2 me. i wanna real chk it out and sent it to some of my die-hard tam friends @ yok… it will b good fun seeing their response

  6. Flambé said

    Vatsa, tell them its the 7th post on the page by someone named Sathya. And this is the entire text.

  7. ■■■■ said

    wtf.

  8. George said

    Hey kannada bastards you have no rights to talk about Tamil.

  9. George said

    Kannada sucks

  10. George said

    All you Karanataka bastards are retards.

  11. sisya said

    MORE HILARIOUS SHIT. (from –>http://www.orkut.com/CommMsgs.aspx?cmm=22963&tid=1967&na=4&nst=27&nid=22963-1967-2679356)

    More tamil influence
    Like Laura mentioned, I do like to think of Tamil’s influence in far off lands.

    Am not sure, and this could be pure hearsay, but according to some, the language of the Maories and the Aborginies of Australia and New Zealand have some resemblance to Tamil

    Is it so?

    ROFLMAO… they’ve left out the congo tribals.. i have credible and clinching proof that they speak tamil and read the tolkaappi with kaapi everyday. [:D]

  12. sisya said

    MORE HILARIOUS SHIT. (from the same thread –>http://www.orkut.com/CommMsgs.aspx?cmm=22963&tid=1967&na=4&nst=27&nid=22963-1967-2679356)

    More tamil influence
    Like Laura mentioned, I do like to think of Tamil’s influence in far off lands.

    Am not sure, and this could be pure hearsay, but according to some, the language of the Maories and the Aborginies of Australia and New Zealand have some resemblance to Tamil

    Is it so?

    ROFLMAO… they’ve left out the congo tribals.. i have credible and clinching proof that they speak tamil and read the tolkaappi with kaapi everyday. [:D]

  13. sisya said

    MORE HILARIOUS SHIT. (from the same thread –>http://www.orkut.com/CommMsgs.aspx?cmm=22963&tid=1967&na=4&nst=27&nid=22963-1967-2679356)

    More tamil influence
    Like Laura mentioned, I do like to think of Tamil’s influence in far off lands.

    Am not sure, and this could be pure hearsay, but according to some, the language of the Maories and the Aborginies of Australia and New Zealand have some resemblance to Tamil

    Is it so?

    ROFLMAO… they’ve left out the congo tribals.. i have credible and clinching proof that they speak tamil and read the tolkaappi with kaapi everyday. [:D]

    p.s:whoever’s taking care of this blog, delete my above two comments but keep this… i was trying to get the xhtml tags right.

  14. Jai Karnataka said

    May be Dinosaur spoke tamil.
    Even Spiderman,Superman speak Tamil in tamil naadu
    he he he ;-) ))))))))

  15. sandeep_kannada said

    Read some where…Kannada was spoken by ancient monkeys in uzbekistan…and those monkeys wrote the shits like kannada Vachanas as early as 10000 BC…and so shitty kannada is older than Tamil.

  16. Paradesi said

    u bastards…. wasting time like this rather than improving ur stuff…

    and the big joke is, u write all this shit in english

  17. Paradesi said

    wachcha gonna do???

  18. Speaker said

    Hey Tamils

    You all are mother fuckers. All tamils are bastards.

    Fuck tamil & tamilians.

    Tamilians are more dangerous than Taliban militants. They sell their mothers and sisters for language.

    All tamils are third degree people.

    I dont support kannadigas but hate tamils to my extreme. Each Indian should fuck tamils

  19. DJ said

    Need to say that the last few responses are utter foolish. Speaker proved that he is the worst fool of all. You will be considered if you can bring something constructive about ur language rather than writing silly comments.

  20. Veera Kannadiga said

    Hey Tamilian Bastards, Mother Fuckers… you have no rights to talk about Kannada. Moreover We are not behind you guys.. you fuckin assholes are behind us for everything…

  21. WILLIAMS said

    All You guy who want to kill, fuck , rape, mutilate,the tamils are venting out your fustration,because all you people have a inferiority complex and are insecure . But thanks !you made a point.that “Tamil is a great “.And I seriously think you all need some good psychiatric help.

  22. khalj said

    speaker is very right tamilians are darker than crow,smelly nasty mother fukkerz they are most dishonest

  23. tamilians intercourse with their own mom sisterz so their face resemble african gorrilas tamilians are MOST UGLY DARK BACKWARD FUKKERS They can be distinguished by their typical dark color which is wash proof nasty smelly faces &a jungly shit nasty language so called tamik most of tamilians suffer with inferior complex &are psychopaths so please don’t allow these tamilbitchs nearby try to get rid of these nasty worms,jai maharashtra.

  24. ga said

    tamiians fuck their sisters following link proves that

    http://www.asstr.org/files/Collections/Indian_Erotica/ravideepa.html

  25. Victory for Kannada said

    Poor Tamils think they can march around with their language and culture those stupid fucks. Yes they produce the most engineers and if it wasn’t for them, India would be sucking Pakistan’s hairy dick… nukes assholes. And yes, we know that almost everything that got recognition from India on the international scale had some connection with Tamil. And yes, two words that sound similar in both Tamil and Kannada obviously means that Kannada came up with it first, and not the other way around. And yes, they might have been the most advances sea faring people trading all over the world in ancient times. They might have build the best temples, moved granite when the rest of India was making sand castles, but they sure as hell suck, don’ they? FUCK YOU KANNADA, FUCKING JEALOUS FUCKS! NASTY PEOPLE, NASTY LANGUAGE, and all your mothers slept with HINDI MEN to try and get lighter. LONG LIVE THE BRAVE, THE PROUD, THE mother fucking last people to fall to the British and the ONLY CONTINUOUS FUCKING ANCIENT CULTURE in the world. Nandri Vanakkam.

  26. ordinary said

    Kannadiga’s must be the real mother fuckers in the worl. See Tamil is their mother, and Kannad is born out of Tamil. But they are ready to fuck Tamil, which is their mother. Sure, they are the real mother fuckers.

  27. Human said

    Tamilians are no less than terrorist.
    They should be punished under the act of Terrorism.

  28. Human said

    Tamailans are threat to the global human society.
    They should be punished for there dirty intentions.
    Tamilians are not humans.

  29. Thinker said

    Tamil – Language of Demons!!!(Ravana) may be the Cruel and Nasty Dinosaurs……

    Tamilians, U Crow black, shit head, dick brain, cock sucking mother fuckers may have Bigger Temples in TN. Reason: Your mother fucking Sins are also Bigger thats why!!!!!!

    U asshole Tamil mother fucker, get the fuck out of Karnataka if u do not like Kannada(Namma Nudi), Cauvery(namma neeru) and Bengaluru(namma naadu namma hemme)……

    U Tamilians are the most corrupted pervert thinking people in the world…. I know very well how Kannadigas are treated in Chennai(Chutia Jaga)!!!! We are treated like dogs….. NOBODY can survive in TN if u do not know Tamil!!!

    Even in Corporate world like IT industries people tend to talk in ONLY TAMIL in open meetings, Call conferences etc etc… isnt this a force to kick some one out of that place????

    Also u Fucking assholes pretend taking interviews and intake only Tamilians which also a very clear fact in IT industry(partiality towards Language and not to Knowledge)….

    For your kind info Tamilians and every other ppl are treated equally in blore by Kannadigas which is why everyone wants to settle here(proof is in this statement itself)….

    Why are outside settlers less in TN and KL?
    Reason: TN ppl do not want any one else(Non Tamilians) in there state!!! Non tanilians can never grow if they do not know Tamil!!!!!!
    KL ppl are communists and no industries can ever shine in KL…. So only option is Karnataka….

  30. bro said

    when r u anti-tamil guys gonna get over the fact that your mothers fucked tamil men because your fathers fuck doesn’t last more than half a commercial break? Be grateful that your mothers are happy 3 hours after a good hard banging in the mouth, cunt and anus, and have their mouths, cunts, and anus dripping with tamil cum so that they can serve you your breakfasts with a big smile and afterglow instead of suffocating you in your sleep with their hairy cunts which is what they really want to do…and i’m sure you’ll love. haha…

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