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Distributed Agent-enabled Romance

Posted by Flambé on September 6, 2006

Seen on the Bangalore community. The post was subsequently deleted.

Please help me not to lose my would be wife 9/5/2006 11:56 AM
Hi friends,
I and this gal, were in love till a few weeks back. I used to go and meet her daily till August 26th when she was about to leave for UK. I was supposed go to the airport to see her off on 26th morning 6:00 am. I did not sleep the whole night just becase I wanted to meet her in the morning. But stupidly at 5:00 am in the morning, I was so sleepy that I thought I’d take a nap for an hour. But as always happens, I woke up at 7:10 am when her flight had left. I know I’m stupid and I should not have missed meeting her on the airport. I’ve been sending her apologizing mails since 27th August but she is not calming down. I’ve told her, I’ll do anything for her in order to repent the henious crime that I’ve committed but she says, “Forget it”.
Now if you want to help me, please write a SCRAP to ******** saying, “Please forgive %^%^. He’s really regretting what he did”.
I would appreciate this help from you. Please tell all you friends to do that. I don’t want to lose her. I’m in love with her.

8 Responses to “Distributed Agent-enabled Romance”

  1. Sujatha said

    Hey, cool. But how will you go from this to what you think should be done?:)

  2. This will remain in the top 10 for some time i guess.

  3. Flambé said

    @Sujatha:
    I don’t think anything should be done! This is good fun, not an attempt to change the world.

    @Oneir:
    Dude, you haven’t seen the WTF-ability of orkut yet. [:D]

  4. Vikas said

    Hey this one is cool..WTF!! good that u posted it on this blog man, that guy has deleted it on orkut..

  5. Jyothika said

    hilarious!!! this is a precious gem that should be preserved for posterity-as you have done!

  6. Srinidhi said

    maga This is out of this world thinking :) . Wonder what he will do if that gal refuses to have the “obvious” sometime in future :D

  7. Flambé said

    @Vikas:
    And orkut removed the option of deleting posts today. Talk about timing!

    @Jyo:
    Thanks! Archiving such stuff is indeed a worthy cause.

    @Srinidhi:
    I really don’t want to think about that! Anyway, this guy was no fake profile..real name, real(and reputed) company. It was so goddamn moronic man.

  8. ■■■■ said

    haha. good one.

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